Let me start off by stating that I'm not proud of this.
I know there's a risk that some readers will be terribly offended by my suggestion.
I offer it only to those who have thought long and hard about the ethics of "little white lies".
Or, in this case, telling a GIGANTICALLY HUGE white lie...
These calls are easily recognized by us - because they always come from unlisted numbers, around 6-8pm from heavily accented callers.
There is a silent delay of a second before some-one clicks in from noisy a call center asking for "Mr.Richard" saying "it's time for repeat prescription".
At first we tried an angry "Put me through to your Supervisor! Take me off your list!"
Ha! Like that was ever going to work!
We then tried "Ha!
That crook? He disappeared with our money - I hope
you find him before the Police do...".
We thought that was very creative - and it had absolutely zero impact.
We then moved onto a
much more serious untruth.....
"I'm terribly sorry....(slight pause to build dramatic tension) ...Mr Richard passed away late last year. Were you a friend of his?..(hold the silence)...."
And....Ta-Da ! No more phone calls!
Please don't judge us for resorting to this type of behavior
We're terribly honest people in the rest of our lives.
I mean, when a cashier gives us back too much change we always give it back.
(Well,
nearly always.... But that's a topic for another thread!"