Humorous Smilies

[Mr. HIND]

[IceWizard]

Kat needs a Contact ...ASAP!



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[DopamineDeficient]

[IceWizard]

Love that dumpster fire...

I had to order one...

Ice

[Charon]

   

   

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[IceWizard]

Chad Prather
Songs From The Couch:
Beat That Ass!

[Charon]

   

[willie33]

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[IceWizard]

A Little Cowboy Wisdom



Never squat with yer spurs on.

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There's two theories to arguin' with a woman;
neither one works.

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Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew,
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along...and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep...your mouth shut.

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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

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Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

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Never follow good whiskey with water,
unless you're out of good whiskey.

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Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Always drink upstream from the herd.

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Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.

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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

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When you're throwin' your weight around,
be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

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Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's
critical to know what it was.

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back in your pocket.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Finally, never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

[willie33]

Funny and very good advice   

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