Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

20 things you should never say to a cop when he pulls you over!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold
my beer.

2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to
keep up with me, good job.

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical shape to be a police officer.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to
finish high school instead.

7. Bad cop. No donuts.

8. You're not going to check the trunk, are
you?

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on
cops?

11. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

12. I pay your salary

13. So uh, you on the take or what?

14. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer
only gave me a warning.

15. Do you know why you pulled me over?
Okay, just so one of us does.

16. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
know there is no other cars around, that's
how far they are ahead of me.

17. What do you mean have I been drinking?
You are the trained specialist.

18. Well, when I reached down to pick up my
bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and
got lodged between the brake and the gas
pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

19. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing
compared to this 44 magnum.

20. Hey, can you give me another one of
those full cavity searches?