Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A crusty old biker from Houston out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors,
he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER : $2.00
MEAT PIE : $2.25
BACON and EGG PIE : $2.50
BURGER WITH THE WORKS : $3.50
HAND JOB : $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old biker walks up
to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally
attractive female barmaid who is serving
drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old
biker.

"Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing
smile, "may I help you?"

The old biker leans over the bar, "I was
wondering young lady," he whispers, "Are
you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile
and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I am".

The old biker leans closer and into her left
ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands
real good, cause I want a Meat Pie!"