Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

The Dentist

A Stockbroker walks into the dentist and asks for a quote for getting a tooth pulled out.

"Well", said the dentist, "That depends on the
level of service. If you want to go private we
can give you the very best and latest in
dental treatment. We get an anesthetist in
from the local hospital, and I get two very
skilled, and pretty, dental nurses to help out. Guaranteed no pain, no blood."

"Sounds good", said the man, "How much?"

"$200 per tooth.",said the dentist

"Thats extortionate!", said the man.

"Well", said the dentist, "We can give you
standard NHS treatment. I do the
anaesthetic myself no nurses. You get a
little bit of pain and a little bit of blood, but itll
only cost you $20."

"No, thats still too high. Can you not do it a
bit cheaper?", asked the man.

"Tell you what," said the dentist, getting
angry, "I could get a pair of pliers from the hardware store and do a old school extraction for you. No anaesthetic. Guaranteed very painful lots of blood. Your mouth will hurt for three months and you'll struggle to talk for at least two. Id do it for $5 and take great pleasure in it!!"

OK, you got yourself a deal, book my wife in
for next Tuesday!