07-26-2015, 12:27 AM
These are dedicated to Ice,
Random Thoughts
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in
a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195
lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who
does something like that?"
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in
Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all
this, "how did you get in my house" crap!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to
get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a
women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"
Random Thoughts
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in
a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195
lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who
does something like that?"
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in
Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all
this, "how did you get in my house" crap!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to
get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a
women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence - Desiderata