A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a beautiful girl sitting at the next table..
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the girl said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks...
They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies....
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
29 Things that Might Make You Smile ..
1. My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He thought he was God and I
didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it
broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets
out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the
universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are
just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-
is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made
so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time
between naps..
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than
being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I
Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You
Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins
with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park
elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow
Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is
nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but
it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a
chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no
background music.
28. The original point and click interface
was a Smith
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the girl said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks...
They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies....
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
29 Things that Might Make You Smile ..
1. My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He thought he was God and I
didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it
broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets
out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the
universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are
just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-
is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made
so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time
between naps..
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than
being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I
Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You
Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins
with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park
elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow
Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is
nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but
it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a
chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no
background music.
28. The original point and click interface
was a Smith
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