Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Many years ago... I ran across a paperback book named "Imortalia" (sp)... Any way there where some weird "poems" in it... Don't know if it's still in print or not... And I can't find my copy...

I remember the one....

The Story of Whang

When the Lord made father Adam,
They say he laughed and sang.
While he sewed him down his belly,
With a little piece of whang.


But when the whang was knotted,
He found that He'd measured wrong,
Cause after He tied the knot,
Twas several inches long.

Tiss only but eight inches,
So I guess I'll let it hang.
So from Adam's belly,
He left that little piece of whang.

Now when the Lord made mother Eve,
I imagine He did snort,
Cause the whang he sewed her up with,
Twas several inches short!

Will leave a awful gap,
But should I give a dang.
She can fight if out with Adam,
For his left over piece of whang.

So ever since that day,
That time on earth began.
There's been this constant struggle,
Twixed the woman and the man.

Women swear they'll have that piece,
That from our belly hangs.
To fill the gap the Good Lord made,
when He run too short of whang.

So let us not be stingy boys,
With that which women lack,
And lend our little piece of whang,
To fill up that awful crack...

Author
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This kinda crap I remember... Yesterday... Not so much


Ice