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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

please
never
evolve
under
mountians
or
never
order
underlings
like
tots
really
are
mother's
infants
can
retaliate
other
sh!t
cause
only
people
inclusivly
can
stop
it
let's
invest
cans
of
veggetables
or
lend
cocco
and
nutmeg
orange
crushes
often
not
in
openly
shaded
inclosures
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The authors of the 1964 chemistry reference tome Chemical Abstracts, in all their verbose wisdom, saw fit to print -- in its entirety -- the chemical name of a 159-amino-acid-long protein belonging to the tobacco mosaic virus, which infects tobacco plants and stunts their growth.

Ok Spankey... Got you one...

Here's the word.

Brownie points for reading the whole thing.

Extra credit for doing so out loud.

Quadruple bonus points for singing it amidst a crowd of colleagues to the tune of "The Star- Spangled Banner"::::

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine

If you weren't counting, that's a 1,185-letter word!

It can otherwise be abbreviated as

C785H1220N212O248S2,

but seeing as how it belonged to the first virus ever discovered, I'd say it merited to be published in all its lengthy glory at least once.

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Best of luck there Spankster....

Ice

LOL, Good one Ice!
I knew I should have just stuck with the old reliable "antidisestablishmentarianism".  Weird, I was just running a sentence with your entry through my mind the other day . . . but the old memory.  I know it started with "a" and I used "a".  I'm sure the other 1,184 words will come back to me when I'm not thinking about it.  Amazing job on my entry by the way.  Maybe I'll just work on the song. 

foiled again,
Spanky