Humorous Smilies

[Spanky]

Great one Ice, cracked me up.

Spank

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Lin, One of the funniest I've ever seen.  Hope that poor lady is his wife or sister.  That's not good either, but probably better than a stranger.  Lettuce for her tonight.

Spank

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So many great ones have been told, hope I'm not repeating:

Three quick ones:

(No offense to Nootropic friends, just a joke my mom told me about 50 years ago)

Guy come into town selling "smart pills".
Farmer shells out the money, takes a few, looks them over.  "Why, these are just rabbit droppings," he says.
"See!" exclaims the salesman.  "They're working already"

What do you call a boomerang that won't returen?
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A stick.

Did you here about the cannibal who got so frustrated he threw up his arms?


Spankster