Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

The True Meaning of Easter?

The priest was asking these 3 boys Easter. He was trying to determine if they did, in fact, know the true meaning of Easter.

Priest to the first boy,"Can you tell me the true meaning of easter?"

First boy,"Well, there's a big fat man in a red suit..."

"Stop right there." Said the priest, "You're not even close!"

So he asked the second boy,"Do you know the true meaning of Easter!"

2nd boy,"Well there's this big bunny that brings good kids eggs ..."

"Hold it right there,"said the priest. "You're in the ballpark, but still not right."

So he asked the 3rd boy,"Do you know the true meaning of Easter?"

"Yes I do." said the boy proudly.

He said,"A long time ago there was this man named Jesus. Now a lot of people liked him, but some didn't. So the ones that didn't put him on a wooden cross, then he died and they threw him in a cave and rolled a big old rock in front of it. Then 3 days later Jesus rolled that ole rock outta the way and looked out and if he sees his shadow, we'll have six more weeks of winter!"

The priest fainted...