02-22-2016, 09:38 PM
Thanks Forme and BoomerB, the checks in the mail.
Who knew how badly this thread would turn to shit.
Once when one of my children was an infant, she was very constipated, so I fed her juice. Apparently too much because as I was changing her I got caught in a literal shitstorm. With the PSI of a pressure washer, she began spraying shit everywhere, but mostly my face. My eyes, nose, ears, and most of the furniture in the living room. I wouldn't say it was the strangest or weirdest thing I have experienced, but definitely the shittiest. I got pinkeye so bad it caused me to lose the better part of my vision until I saw the eye doctor and received eye drops for it. Â Worst case of conjunctivitis he had ever seen according to him. I have never seen any kind of physician wash their hands as many times as he did during that visit. I wouldn't be surprised if he burned his clothes after he acted like I was such a dirty, shitty person. I felt like patient zero.
Who knew how badly this thread would turn to shit.
Once when one of my children was an infant, she was very constipated, so I fed her juice. Apparently too much because as I was changing her I got caught in a literal shitstorm. With the PSI of a pressure washer, she began spraying shit everywhere, but mostly my face. My eyes, nose, ears, and most of the furniture in the living room. I wouldn't say it was the strangest or weirdest thing I have experienced, but definitely the shittiest. I got pinkeye so bad it caused me to lose the better part of my vision until I saw the eye doctor and received eye drops for it. Â Worst case of conjunctivitis he had ever seen according to him. I have never seen any kind of physician wash their hands as many times as he did during that visit. I wouldn't be surprised if he burned his clothes after he acted like I was such a dirty, shitty person. I felt like patient zero.
“When they said, repent, I wonder what they meant.” - Leonard Cohen RIP