Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Aladdan

Aladdin: "Genie, I've got my first wish."

Genie: "Alright, let's hear it."

Aladdin: "I want Princess Jasmine to lust for
me non-stop."

Genie: "Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in
love with anybody they don't want to"

Aladdin: "No. Not love... Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love
required!"

Genie: "Oh...come on. That's pretty much the
same thing!"

Aladdin: "I live on the streets and my best
friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I'm ready for a steady girlfriend?"

Genie: "Think you're pretty clever, getting
around my rule, huh? Well let's see you
break the other two:
I won't bring anyone back from the dead
or grant you more wishes!"

Aladdin: "Okay, I accept I can't bring people
back from the dead. Instead, I wish for you
to go back in time and grant everyone I ever
cared about complete immortality, so that
they never died in the first place."

Genie: "Dammit!... FINE. Done. You're down
to your last wish now!!"

Aladdin. "Better make it a good one."

Genie,"Remember: you can't wish for more wishes."

Aladdin: "Ok...I wish for more genies."