Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Doc, I'm a mechanic. I work for a racecar driver.

It's utterly depressing ...

I get to fix his car up, maintain it,
tune it to perfection.
But never - not once- have I been
allowed to take it for a spin!

It's depressing to think that such a wonderful thing
is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it.”

"Well. sir, I think I understand just fine – my brother in law
has the exact same problem," answered the psychiatrist.

'Is he a mechanic too, doc?'
asked the mechanic.

The psychiatrist replied,
"No, he's a gynecologist.”