03-14-2024, 10:27 PM
Things That Make You Say .... WHAT?!?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do banks leave vault doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways
and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do banks leave vault doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways
and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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