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[IceWizard]

9 Deadly Words Used By Women


1 ) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 ) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have been given
five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

3 ) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 ) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5 ) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 ) That's Okay
That is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7 ) Thanks
A woman thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome',
that will bring on a 'whatever').

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!

9 ) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.