06-23-2022, 04:52 PM
A cowboy riding his trusty horse,
stopped at an old tavern.
He went in and yelled,
"Bartender!
Gimme a drink, will ya?
One that's really strong!"
"Right away, sir."
The bartender complied,
and poured him a glass of a strong
and fine scotch. However, after drinking it
quickly the cowboy got angry,
and made a scene.
"What the hell was that?
If I asked you for tap water
I would have said so!"
He reluctantly paid and left saying,
"I hope next time ya give me
some good stuff!".
The next day, sure enough,
the cowboy returns on his steed,
and once again yells, more intensely:
"BARTENDER!
Pour me a drink, and this time,
make it really, REALLY strong."
"Of course, sir".
The bartender proceeded to make a cocktail
out of the strongest liqueurs he had stored
over the years.
Yet again, the short-tempered cowboy exclamed:
"No, no, NO!
This is nowhere near strong!
What kinda business do ya have
here, partner? It's damn near a miracle
you're still runnin'!"
He left in a frenzy without paying,
while rambling about his wish
for a strong beverage.
The following day,
the rider of peculiar taste made his entrance,
and of course, proclamed:
"B a R T e N d E r!"
"I want a drink!
And this time,
I want it really,
REALLY, R E A L L Y strong."
"As you wish."
The polite and soft-spoken bartender
had lost his patience, went back to the kitchen,
and mixed in a glass a concoction of soap,
hot sauce, rat poison, and other
undisclosed components, and
brought it to the impatient cowboy.
Finally, after drinking it in one gulp,
the cowboy smiled and said:
"Now this... THIS IS A STRONG DRINK!
Nigh the best I've ever had!
Thank ya very much, bartender!"
He left giving a generous tip and
in joy beaming out of his face.
The tale is not over,
for the next day,
the cowboy walked into
the old tavern and said calmly:
"Bartender,
I'd like a glass of tap water,
please."
"Really?
Are you sure you don't want a
really, really, really, really strong drink, sir?
"Well, normally I would,
but whatever ya gave me yesterday
made me fart and killed my horse!".
stopped at an old tavern.
He went in and yelled,
"Bartender!
Gimme a drink, will ya?
One that's really strong!"
"Right away, sir."
The bartender complied,
and poured him a glass of a strong
and fine scotch. However, after drinking it
quickly the cowboy got angry,
and made a scene.
"What the hell was that?
If I asked you for tap water
I would have said so!"
He reluctantly paid and left saying,
"I hope next time ya give me
some good stuff!".
The next day, sure enough,
the cowboy returns on his steed,
and once again yells, more intensely:
"BARTENDER!
Pour me a drink, and this time,
make it really, REALLY strong."
"Of course, sir".
The bartender proceeded to make a cocktail
out of the strongest liqueurs he had stored
over the years.
Yet again, the short-tempered cowboy exclamed:
"No, no, NO!
This is nowhere near strong!
What kinda business do ya have
here, partner? It's damn near a miracle
you're still runnin'!"
He left in a frenzy without paying,
while rambling about his wish
for a strong beverage.
The following day,
the rider of peculiar taste made his entrance,
and of course, proclamed:
"B a R T e N d E r!"
"I want a drink!
And this time,
I want it really,
REALLY, R E A L L Y strong."
"As you wish."
The polite and soft-spoken bartender
had lost his patience, went back to the kitchen,
and mixed in a glass a concoction of soap,
hot sauce, rat poison, and other
undisclosed components, and
brought it to the impatient cowboy.
Finally, after drinking it in one gulp,
the cowboy smiled and said:
"Now this... THIS IS A STRONG DRINK!
Nigh the best I've ever had!
Thank ya very much, bartender!"
He left giving a generous tip and
in joy beaming out of his face.
The tale is not over,
for the next day,
the cowboy walked into
the old tavern and said calmly:
"Bartender,
I'd like a glass of tap water,
please."
"Really?
Are you sure you don't want a
really, really, really, really strong drink, sir?
"Well, normally I would,
but whatever ya gave me yesterday
made me fart and killed my horse!".
Semper Fidelis
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