Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

The teacher asked her students to use the word
"Fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said
"My family went to the zoo, and
we saw all the animals, it was fascinating".

The teacher said,
"That was very good,
but I wanted the word fascinate".

Sally raised her hand, she said
"My family went to sea world and
saw all kinds of fish, it was fascinating".

The teacher again said,
"That was good, but I want the word fascinate".

Little Johnny sticks his hand up,
the teacher hesitated because Johnny
was noted for his bad language.

But she finally decided there was no way he could
damage the word fascinate.

So the teacher says
"Okay Johnny, your turn".

Johnny said:
"My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons,
but her b00bs are so big, she can only fasten 8"



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The teacher tells little Johnny,
“I’m going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is.
It lives on a farm and gives milk".

“A cow?”
says Johnny

She says,
“That’s correct too, but I meant a goat. “

Then She says,
“What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?”

“A chicken”
says Johnny

She says,
“That’s correct too but I meant a duck.”

Little Johnny, getting ticked off and
asks the teacher:

“What goes into your mouth hard,
and comes out soft and wet?”

The teacher starts blushing.

Little Johnny says,
“That’s correct too
but I meant chewing gum.”