Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,
mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant
at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand".


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I was badly attacked by a woman in an elevator.

I was in the elevator when she got in.

I was casually staring at her boobs when she said
"Would you please press one for me please?",

So I did.

I don't remember much after that.