Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.


"From now on when I say Bell 1 ,
I want you to strip naked.

When l say Bell 2,
I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say Bell 3,
we are going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1 !"

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "Bell 2"
the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "Bell 3"
they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled.
"Bell 4" !

What the hell is "Bell 4" ?,
asked the husband.

"Roll out more hose" ! she replied.
"you're nowhere near the fire !"