Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

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2021 JAB CUP



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A Scotsman was walking on the mountainside when he spotted a bottle hidden in the heather.
It had a cork in the top and as he pulled it out a genie appeared.

“Oh thank you, thank you,”
said the genie.
“I’m free at last and I will grant you three wishes.”

“Well, er…”
pondered the Scotsman.
“I’d like the biggest bottle of whisky you can give me.”

Whoosh, a 5 litre bottle of the finest whisky appeared
before him and he spent the next couple of hours gulping it down.

Amazingly, when it was empty it automatically filled itself up again.

“I can’t believe my eyes,”
gasped the Scotsman.

“Well, you’re seeing right,”
said the genie,
“every time you empty the bottle it will automatically fill up.
Now what would you like for your other 2 wishes?”

“Oh that’s easy,
I’ll have another two of the same, please!”



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Three men were sitting on a bench high on a cliff overlooking the sea
when one of them spotted an old bottle hidden in some undergrowth.

He pulled it out, undid the cork and a genie appeared.

“I will grant each of you one wish,”
he said.
“You will fling yourself off the cliff calling out whatever
you would like and you will land in a boat full of that wish.”

So the first man jumped off and shouted
“Money” and sure enough he landed in a boat full of $100 notes.

The second man jumped off and shouted
“Beautiful girls” and sure enough he landed in a boat
of beautiful girls.

Then it was the turn of the third man who was a bit simple
(an Aussie as I remember) and had forgotten what he was supposed to do.

He took a flying leap off the cliff and as he went down he shouted
“Whee!”