Why do Irishmen like deep sea diving?
Because deep down, they are quite intelligent.
******
Did you know that in a bowl of Irish bean soup there are exactly 239 beans?
If there were one more bean, it would be too farty.
******
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms.
******
Finnegan’s wife had been killed in an accident
and the police were questioning him about the incident.
“Did she say anything before she died?”
asked the sergeant.
“She spoke without interruption for about forty years,”
said Finnegan.
******
In the UK, what do you call the feeling that your husband’s computer is better than yours?
PC-ness envy.
******
Where are the Virgin Islands?
Far from the Isle of Man.
******
What would you call it when an Italian breaks his arm?
A speech impediment.
******
Did you hear about the Brit who lost fifty dollars on the football game?
Twenty-five on the game, and twenty-five on the instant replay.
******
Did you hear about the humiliated Texas flasher?
His case was heard in the Small Claims Court.
******
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower.
They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and grandchildren.
They hired a fine author.
Only one problem arose -- how to handle that
great-uncle George, who was executed
in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared.
It said,
"Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics
at an important government institution, was attached to his
position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."
{all in the way you word things}
Because deep down, they are quite intelligent.
******
Did you know that in a bowl of Irish bean soup there are exactly 239 beans?
If there were one more bean, it would be too farty.
******
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms.
******
Finnegan’s wife had been killed in an accident
and the police were questioning him about the incident.
“Did she say anything before she died?”
asked the sergeant.
“She spoke without interruption for about forty years,”
said Finnegan.
******
In the UK, what do you call the feeling that your husband’s computer is better than yours?
PC-ness envy.
******
Where are the Virgin Islands?
Far from the Isle of Man.
******
What would you call it when an Italian breaks his arm?
A speech impediment.
******
Did you hear about the Brit who lost fifty dollars on the football game?
Twenty-five on the game, and twenty-five on the instant replay.
******
Did you hear about the humiliated Texas flasher?
His case was heard in the Small Claims Court.
******
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower.
They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and grandchildren.
They hired a fine author.
Only one problem arose -- how to handle that
great-uncle George, who was executed
in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared.
It said,
"Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics
at an important government institution, was attached to his
position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."
{all in the way you word things}
Semper Fidelis
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