Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A Man and a Dog Walk into a BAr

The bartender says,
"You can't bring that dog in here!"

The man says,
"But he's a special dog!"

The bartender rolls his eyes.
"Don't tell me. He talks and says 'bark' and 'roof'."

"No!," says the man.
"I give him money, tell him what I want,
and he goes to the store for me.
When he comes back, he not only has
what I told him to get, but he also has the exact change!"

"Okay," says the bartender.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to prove it before I
kick your a$$ and throw you out."

The man pulls a fifty out of his wallet and hands it to the dog,
which takes it in his mouth.
"Run across the street and get me a pack of smokes."

The dog quickly runs out of the bar and across the street.

They wait and wait.
The minutes fly by,
and when the time is up the man is
terrified he's going to get his ass kicked.

He runs out of the bar with the bartender closely behind him.

Across the street his dog is in the store's
parking lot humping a poodle.

"What the hell?!" the man yells.
"You've never done this before!"


"I've never had this much money before!"
yells the dog.