The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the
Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two
grim-faced RCMP 'Mounties'.
"We know it's late, sir,
but we have some information about your wife,"
said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?"
the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other.
One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and
some really great news..
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said
"Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said,
"I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued,
"When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and
12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded,
"If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie answered,
"We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
**********
Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
Why isn't a Fireman called a Waterman?
How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have branches?
If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
How come Noses run and Feet smell?
Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When",
you get the answer to each of them?
Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two
grim-faced RCMP 'Mounties'.
"We know it's late, sir,
but we have some information about your wife,"
said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?"
the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other.
One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and
some really great news..
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said
"Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said,
"I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued,
"When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and
12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded,
"If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie answered,
"We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
**********
Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
Why isn't a Fireman called a Waterman?
How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have branches?
If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
How come Noses run and Feet smell?
Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When",
you get the answer to each of them?
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