Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.

Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the
best fish and chips she's ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.
She is met by two brothers

"Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles".

"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for
a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted.
Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied "Well, I'm the fish friar".

She turns to the other brother and says
"Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm the chip monk".

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A child asked his father
"How were people born?"

So his father said "Adam and Eve made babies, then their
babies became adults and made babies, and so on".

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now".

The child ran back to his father and said
"You lied to me!"

His father replied
"No... your mum was talking
about her side of the family..."


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I don't know about you,
But I just hate to say
2020 won


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