01-06-2021, 11:54 AM
A Little Cowboy Wisdom
Never squat with yer spurs on.
*****
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman;
neither one works.
*****
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew,
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
*****
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
*****
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along...and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep...your mouth shut.
*****
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
*****
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
*****
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
*****
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
*****
Never follow good whiskey with water,
unless you're out of good whiskey.
*****
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
*****
Always drink upstream from the herd.
*****
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
*****
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
*****
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
*****
When you're throwin' your weight around,
be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
*****
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
*****
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's
critical to know what it was.
*****
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back in your pocket.
*****
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
*****
Finally, never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
Never squat with yer spurs on.
*****
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman;
neither one works.
*****
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew,
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
*****
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
*****
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along...and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep...your mouth shut.
*****
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
*****
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
*****
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
*****
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
*****
Never follow good whiskey with water,
unless you're out of good whiskey.
*****
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
*****
Always drink upstream from the herd.
*****
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
*****
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
*****
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
*****
When you're throwin' your weight around,
be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
*****
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
*****
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's
critical to know what it was.
*****
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back in your pocket.
*****
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
*****
Finally, never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
Semper Fidelis
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