Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Marines vs Army

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of
Dallas，headed for Houston..

One sat in the window seat，
the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off，an Army soldier got on and took
the aisle seat next to the two Marines.

The Soldier kicked off his shoes，wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said，
‟I think I will get up and get a coke.”

‟No problem,” said the Soldier，‟I will get it for you.”

While he was gone，the Marine picked up the Soldier’s shoe
and spit in it.

When the Soldier returned with the coke，the Marine in
the middle seat said，
‟That looks good，I think I will have one too.”

Again，the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he
was gone，the Marine picked up the soldier’s other shoe
and spit in it.

The Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the
rest of the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing，the Soldier slipped his feet into
his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

‟How long must this go on?” the Soldier asked.
‟This fighting between our services?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?”