Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

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Once there was this poor country church that it's organ player call in sick.

The pastor realizing, the congregation had no musical accompaniment
quickly looked for a replacement.

All he could find was a piccolo player and he was only so-so, but
he was in a bind and agreed to let him play.

That Sunday, he introduced the piccolo player to the congregation
and proceeded to start the singing.

After the second song had started, somebody in the crowd shouted,
"The piccolo player is a MoFo!!"

The pastor said, "Now hold on! Who amongst you has called my
piccolo player a MoFo? Would you please stand up?"

No one stood up.

The pastor said, "Ok, would the man sitting next to the man
that called my piccolo player a MoFo, would they stand up?"

Still no one stood up.

The pastor said, "Ok, would the man sitting next to the man
that's sitting next to the man that called my piccolo player a MoFo,
would they stand up?"

Finally, this little guy in the back row slowly stood up and said,

"Mister preacher, I ain't the man that called your piccolo player a MoFo,
and I ain't the man sittin next to the man that called your piccolo player a MoFo,
I'm not even the man sittin next to the man that's sittin next to the man
that called your piccolo player a MoFo. All I want to know is,

Who called THAT MoFo a piccolo player!!"