12-26-2020, 08:20 PM
A blind man visits Texas
When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed.
“Wow, this bed is big!”
“Everything is big in Texas,”
says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar,
settles into a huge barstool
and orders a beer.
A mug is placed between his hands.
“Wow these drinks are big!”
The bartender replies,
“Everything is big in Texas.”
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is.
“Second door to the right,”
says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door,
which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.
Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms,
he shouts, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
**********
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are
sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.
Jim turns to Bob, and says,
"You know what, I'm going to go to college!"
He then leaves the bar and makes his way over
to the local college.
He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining
to Jim what classes he is going to take.
"Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes,"
the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."
"Logic?" Jim asks.
"What the hell is that?"
"Here, I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed whacker?"
Proudly, Jim responded,
"Yes, I do."
"Well, if you own a weed whacker, then logically
speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.
"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"
"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking
you own a house."
"Yes, yes I do have a house!"
"And if you have a house, then logically speaking
you have a family."
"Yes, yes I do have a family!"
"And if you have a family, then logically speaking
you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically
speaking you're heterosexual."
"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual!
Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just
because you knew I had a weed wacker!"
Jim exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.
Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob.
"Bob, I'm taking 4 classes in college.
English, Math, Science, and Logic," Jim told Bob.
"Logic?" Bob asks.
"What the hell is that?"
"Here, I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed whacker?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."
When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed.
“Wow, this bed is big!”
“Everything is big in Texas,”
says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar,
settles into a huge barstool
and orders a beer.
A mug is placed between his hands.
“Wow these drinks are big!”
The bartender replies,
“Everything is big in Texas.”
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is.
“Second door to the right,”
says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door,
which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.
Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms,
he shouts, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
**********
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are
sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.
Jim turns to Bob, and says,
"You know what, I'm going to go to college!"
He then leaves the bar and makes his way over
to the local college.
He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining
to Jim what classes he is going to take.
"Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes,"
the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."
"Logic?" Jim asks.
"What the hell is that?"
"Here, I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed whacker?"
Proudly, Jim responded,
"Yes, I do."
"Well, if you own a weed whacker, then logically
speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.
"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"
"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking
you own a house."
"Yes, yes I do have a house!"
"And if you have a house, then logically speaking
you have a family."
"Yes, yes I do have a family!"
"And if you have a family, then logically speaking
you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically
speaking you're heterosexual."
"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual!
Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just
because you knew I had a weed wacker!"
Jim exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.
Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob.
"Bob, I'm taking 4 classes in college.
English, Math, Science, and Logic," Jim told Bob.
"Logic?" Bob asks.
"What the hell is that?"
"Here, I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed whacker?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."
Semper Fidelis
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