Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A slice of apple pie in Jamacia is $2.00
It's $2.50 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean


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BREAKIN NEWS:::

Man gets hit by rental car.
Says it HERTZ

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Where do you take someone that got hurt
in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

The I.C.U.

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Amal and Juan are identical twins
Their mom only carries only
one photo because

If you've seen Juan
You've see Amal.

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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself,

That's a little condescending.

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A weasel walks into a bar

The bartender says, "Wow, in all my years
I've never had a weasel in my bar. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel

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Once I swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat
I ever had.

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Where did the Terminator
find toilet paper?

Aisle B Back

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This is a young Andrew Dice Clay
and contains totally X-Rated comedy




"The Diceman Cometh" (Entire Show) - Andrew Dice Clay (1989)