Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Economic Stimulus?

This is indeed a very exciting program, and
I'll explain it by using a Q and A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government
will send to taxpayers.

Q.Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my
own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to
purchase a high-definition TV set, thus
stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
China ?
A. Shut up!


Below is some helpful advice on how to best
help the U.S. Economy by spending your
stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to
India , Taiwan or China ...

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will
go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ...

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to
Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to
Taiwan.

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses
still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute
that you met at a yard sale and drink beer
all day !

(No need to thank me.I'm just glad I could be
of help)