Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

If smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss,

Then ....

What does smoking marijuana do ?


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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building,
falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.


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Our fingers have Fingertips
Our toes don't have Toetips
Yet
We can still tiptoe??


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Why does it seem like really flat animals are the only ones that ever try to cross the road?
Seems kinda weird.

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Got mugged by six dwarfs last night.

Not Happy!!

Statistics show that 6 out of 7 dwarf's are not happy.