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RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 03-06-2021 RE: Humorous Smilies - ColdNorth - 03-07-2021 (03-05-2021, 10:56 PM)IceWizard Wrote: RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 03-07-2021
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had. After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles". "I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?" Brother Charles replied "Well, I'm the fish friar". She turns to the other brother and says "Then you must be...?" "Yes, I'm the chip monk". *********** A child asked his father "How were people born?" So his father said "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on". The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now". The child ran back to his father and said "You lied to me!" His father replied "No... your mum was talking about her side of the family..." *************** I don't know about you, But I just hate to say 2020 won *************** ![]() RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 03-08-2021
This guy is a hoot!!!
![]() Mr Uekusa’s act is about to get even more BONKERS! Semi-Finals BGT 2018 Bottle cap challenge with my sword 2020 tablecloth pull collection Stay safe Stay home! ********** A child asked his father "How were people born?" So his father said "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on". The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now". The child ran back to his father and said "You lied to me!" His father replied "No... your mum was talking about her side of the family..." RE: Humorous Smilies - Atlantan07 - 03-09-2021 A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward.
When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First.
“What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker.
“It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.”
RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 03-09-2021 ![]() ![]()
RE: Humorous Smilies - Atlantan07 - 03-10-2021 I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs."
That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”
RE: Humorous Smilies - ColdNorth - 03-10-2021 (03-10-2021, 02:50 AM)Atlantan07 Wrote: I hate to say this but it took me awhile to get the eyebrow joke - I must be losing it, when I finally got it I felt kind of dumb. I love it! RE: Humorous Smilies - Atlantan07 - 03-11-2021 "What happens when a strawberry crosses the road?"
A traffic jam!
on a side note...makes me want to go get a pb&j sandwich I haven't had in a while... "tummy making noises"
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 03-11-2021 ![]() |