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I have seen many strange things in my time. I would like to know the strangest things you have ever seen, or that have ever happened to you firsthand, not on you tube or somewhere else on the internet. It can be a triple rainbow, a UFO sighting, a biker gang that was completely made up of furries. The only rules are that they be firsthand, and true. I have no way of fact checking, so please don't just make things up. I will start.
One morning years ago my wife, daughter, and IÂ were getting breakfast at McDonalds. While sitting at the drive through I looked over to the next parking lot and saw a man with no legs in a wheelchair making very intense eye contact with me. This made me curious, so unfortunately I took a closer look. What I saw still haunts me to this day. He had his very engorged weenis out, and was going to town on himself right there in the parking lot in front of god and everybody, while staring at me intensely. Not my wife, but me. Luckily our order was done before he was, and we drove away.
So there it is, one of the strangest that I have ever seen. Your turn.
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I've had some strange "events" in my day... I'll sort through a few I can recall the particulars and get back on this thread....
Oh man.. I think this may turn out to be wild indeed!
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I was born in the town the aliens/weather balloon landed in. Same year, booga booga. I lived close to the small Greyhound station that had a minimal cafe, and I go there to get a burger or play the one pinball machine.Â
One night I ordered the soup of the day, a vegetable beef. As I ate I noticed one of the pieces of beef wouldn't really break down when I chewed on it. So I kept chewing and eventually a flavor came through, a flavor I recognized but couldn't quite identify. I spit it into my hand, and sure enough, it was a half chewed piece of Dentyne gum. That was the strangest thing I ever saw in Roswell, and it was a horrible thing to behold. Guess I should be thankful the cook wasn't chewing tobacco.
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@ Ice I cant wait to hear what you have for us. @Spanky thank you for sharing, if that's the strangest thing you have yet to see in your many years, while it is super gross it is pretty tame. But it tells me you are being honest and I appreciate that and very much appreciate the contribution. Thank you!
(02-11-2016, 07:07 PM)Spanky Wrote: I was born in the town the aliens/weather balloon landed in. Same year, booga booga. I lived close to the small Greyhound station that had a minimal cafe, and I go there to get a burger or play the one pinball machine.Â
One night I ordered the soup of the day, a vegetable beef. As I ate I noticed one of the pieces of beef wouldn't really break down when I chewed on it. So I kept chewing and eventually a flavor came through, a flavor I recognized but couldn't quite identify. I spit it into my hand, and sure enough, it was a half chewed piece of Dentyne gum. That was the strangest thing I ever saw in Roswell, and it was a horrible thing to behold. Guess I should be thankful the cook wasn't chewing tobacco.
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Spanky, so as a native, you had to have heard some stories. What do you think, balloon or ET?
And as a bonus I'll add another one of my stories. On the fourth of July, around 2003 in southwest Michigan my wife and I were shooting off small fireworks in the parking lot of our duplex. After we were done, we looked up and saw three triangle shaped metallic crafts with very dim lights flying very low in a triangle formation. They were about the size of hang gliders, and flew about 50 feet over us. Then they took off pretty damn fast. I am not claiming a UFO sighting, maybe they were prototype drones. But we both saw them plain as day. And that's that.
Now come on people, lets hear some stories!
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Young man jump from a a high rise building and lived about 150/200 feet broke his back legs heels pelvis lucky he didn't land on his head
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(02-12-2016, 03:43 AM)Ivortheenginedriver Wrote: @ Ice I cant wait to hear what you have for us. @Spanky thank you for sharing, if that's the strangest thing you have yet to see in your many years, while it is super gross it is pretty tame. But it tells me you are being honest and I appreciate that and very much appreciate the contribution. Thank you!
(02-11-2016, 07:07 PM)Spanky Wrote: I was born in the town the aliens/weather balloon landed in. Same year, booga booga. I lived close to the small Greyhound station that had a minimal cafe, and I go there to get a burger or play the one pinball machine.Â
One night I ordered the soup of the day, a vegetable beef. As I ate I noticed one of the pieces of beef wouldn't really break down when I chewed on it. So I kept chewing and eventually a flavor came through, a flavor I recognized but couldn't quite identify. I spit it into my hand, and sure enough, it was a half chewed piece of Dentyne gum. That was the strangest thing I ever saw in Roswell, and it was a horrible thing to behold. Guess I should be thankful the cook wasn't chewing tobacco.
Spank Spanky, so as a native, you had to have heard some stories. What do you think, balloon or ET?
And as a bonus I'll add another one of my stories. On the fourth of July, around 2003 in southwest Michigan my wife and I were shooting off small fireworks in the parking lot of our duplex. After we were done, we looked up and saw three triangle shaped metallic crafts with very dim lights flying very low in a triangle formation. They were about the size of hang gliders, and flew about 50 feet over us. Then they took off pretty damn fast. I am not claiming a UFO sighting, maybe they were prototype drones. But we both saw them plain as day. And that's that.
Now come on people, lets hear some stories!
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Not to disappoint Ivor, but from time I was born until I left for the streets of SF at 18, alien talk was nonexistent. It wasn't hush hush, just not a local subject. About twenty years after the "event" some Euros showed up to celebrate the anniversary of what they called an alien landing. That's when the story took off, and the town developed into a cottage industry. Great for the town, which had nothing since the airbase had long closed. Now the whole of main street is Alien town, Denny's even serves green "alien" eggs. My own thought is that it was an Earth- bound occurrence. UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) doubtless occur. Alien visits to Earth? That's a whole 'nother' astronomical and philosophical discussion.
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Ok... I'll spill the beans.. But I have to warn you don't be eatin anything whilst reading this stuff... It's bad...
I was in my early 20's and was heading back home outta Houston.. My belly wasn't agreeing with all the Mexican food I'd been eating that day (musta been that taco truck)...
Anyway, I spotted a gas station and hit the exit... Not a moment too soon I might add... I shot into the lot like a bullett and parked damn near sideways... Out my car door like a shot and sprinted to the bathroom door (thank God I didn't have to get a damn key!)
As I slammed the door with one hand, my other was busy tryin to get my tight assed britches down... I was almost there!
I got them down and as I started to fling myself on the pot, that's when it happened... And when it started there was no stoppin anything!
I shit down the wall and everywhere! But hey at least my pants weren't ruined, but my underware took a beatin... Then like out of a bad movie... No paper! The only thing there was one of those "air dryers" and those cloth roll up machines... Damn...
There I was trying to use that roller machine.. I had to pull as hard as I could to get enough out so I could put one leg through .. Then I could wipe a bit and roll out some new...
By this time, I had slipped on the shitty floor a few times and it looked like somebody literely had the shit beat out of them!! It was everywhere! I finally took out my knife and cut my drawers off... Washed up as good as possible and took a peek out the door... Nobody there... I made a quick dash to my car... Can't say I made a "clean" get-a-way, but I was ready to leave...
As I left the lot... I saw another guy headin in... Poor dude...
Thank God I've never had an episode quite like that again!
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Ice, that's the most unlucky account of "exploding diarrhea" (from South Park) I've ever heard. Always carry a good size pocket knife myself. Never heard of using it to free yourself from soiled underwear before, ha. good one. Very good improvisation!
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Ice, not laughing at you, but with you.
I used to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome before I had to end up being on pain meds and the way you described this was hilarious, but reminded me of myself a few years back.
Doing the Sprint, etc. Haha. 
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Oh my gosh, Ice.......you have me laughing so hard WITH YOU....it reminded me one time we all went to the beach and rented a room. of course we were all partying and this one guy had to go whilst drunk and I think when he left the bathroom it was in bad shape but not as bad as your episode.....my belly is hurting from laughing thinking about your post.....you drew a very good picture, ( well bad picture), of what happened, with words.
Oh the stories we each have ......isn't life strange as they say in words and song.
thx for sharing a funny story Ice.
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