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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I'd always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy”
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”

“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”

It's always better to get a second opinion .
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence - Desiderata
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Those were great. Nothing like a good chuckle.


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What do artists do if given wire and household objects?


   


   


   


   
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oh i like the NASA one.  and all the newer ones.  u all rule.  esp ms. willie.

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   
Angel  It is Well with My Soul  Angel
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............. a few more Smile

   


   


   


   
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence - Desiderata
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Ah, it was meant for you, Miss Hepburn. Not i.

All wonderful, popster. They look like fun to make, as well as being art.
Angel  It is Well with My Soul  Angel
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Oh my gosh, veery funny.....


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Maybe I can add to this.

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