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[Popster]

Willie is the master of this thread

Here's a thousand piece puzzle I completed.  My first. My last.....never again

   

[IceWizard]

Popster.... Willie may be the master of this thread, but damn that puzzle was/is fantastic!!

Ice

[Spanky]

Helluva puzzle job Pop.  Hope you glued it as you went.  Incredible.



Spanker

[Popster]

The only reason to glue it?
so that no one has to do it!     ...............................again

               

[willie33]

Popster, that puzzle is incredible! I never have the patience to do anything like that. That truly is amazing!!

[Spanky]

The only reason to glue it?
so that no one has to do it!     ...............................again

               

I think I would have used a hammer pop, complete it in record time and create a new style of art "hammered surrealism". 



Spank

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I heard a stand up do this one many years ago, so many probably of you never heard it, always liked it.

"Do you know what she would be called if Totie Fields married Truman Capote?"




Spank

[willie33]

[IceWizard]

I did not know that...

Mom did, however, have a(n) eucalyptus tree growing in the front yard down in Texas... It made it up to appox 5 ft tall.... Then late one night... A "cling" of koalas ran amok and stripped every leaf off that tree...

Now it's just a stick...

Those drunken bas-tages...

Ice

[Spanky]

Koala



Now it makes sense, them being bombed and all.  A "cling", very cool, never heard that one either, though it's appropriate they evolved that way given their wooziness. But they had nice breath.



What makes sense is:

n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!





(Oh, I think I already did this,  but I'll repeat it n this context:



What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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a stick








Spank

[Freedom420]

Thought this was funny! I love animals, especially my doggie here with me now. Hope this hasn't already been posted