Humorous Smilies

[Revolution]

Have I told you all I love your stuff lately?

Thanks for the laughs.

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Heeere, gator, gator, gator...!

[IceWizard]

Just when you think you've seen it all....














LAND SHARK!!





Been Here Long?

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Now Fire could use This One...

[Revolution]

Ice, I don't know which I like best! cactus couch, land shark, or car swing

[Linville]

IceWizard, great post .....Very unusual and so true just when you think you have seen it all, Hah ha Some real creative thinkers.

a funny ;

[IceWizard]

These are genuine answers (from 18 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons?
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire


Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed


Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs


Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental


Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)


Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death


Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow


Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)


Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U


Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie


Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby


Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.


Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'?
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome


Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)


Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)


Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

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Very important... a must-attend both days essential

WICOE

(Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its::

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY .... ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET and FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES and SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL
(Losing the remote control) - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES and CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

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[Linville]

Ice you and Pops are killing me with laughter .....

Very good thanks it has made my natural feel good endorphins get going
..........good stuff.        

[Revolution]

I really love the animal funnies, thanks.

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