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(11-30-2015, 02:26 PM)Audrey Hepburn Wrote: Ok so this actually happenex this weekend when SO and I went to a pup to have a couple pints.
I got up to use the ladies room. When I came back and older (------) trying to think of a better word for skanky, ladt was chatting up the SO and complely ignored my return. She was deep in conversation and this is how it went:

SL: Even though I do alot of modelling, my claim to fame was sleeping with a famous actor from the movie '16 Candles.' But don't ask who because I can't tell. (Coyly) But he is famous and very rich".

Remember I am being completely shunned, so I jump in without missing a beat and guess, "Long Duck Dong"!

Iritated as hell she said, "No, Anthony Michael Hall." Again without missing a beat I said, "Wasn't he like 15 years old when he filmed that here?"

She vot really pissed and irritated and we didn't see her for the rest of the evening. Big Grin
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Ms Hepburn...
I only wish that I could have been "the fly on the wall"... That was hilarious!!


(11-30-2015, 02:26 PM)Audrey Hepburn Wrote: Ok so this actually happenex this weekend when SO and I went to a pup to have a couple pints.
I got up to use the ladies room. When I came back and older (------) trying to think of a better word for skanky, ladt was chatting up the SO and complely ignored my return. She was deep in conversation and this is how it went:

SL: Even though I do alot of modelling, my claim to fame was sleeping with a famous actor from the movie '16 Candles.' But don't ask who because I can't tell. (Coyly) But he is famous and very rich".

Remember I am being completely shunned, so I jump in without missing a beat and guess, "Long Duck Dong"!

Iritated as hell she said, "No, Anthony Michael Hall." Again without missing a beat I said, "Wasn't he like 15 years old when he filmed that here?"

She vot really pissed and irritated and we didn't see her for the rest of the evening. Big Grin
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Here is one, LOL

Do you ever have that kind of day. Something as simply as this could cure, hmmm.

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Good one ~Kona~.... Yet sooooo true...lol
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Oh some real good ones all.

Audrey that was a funny story and you chiming in without missing a beat just added to the LOL of it.

Ummm my post was not directed to anyone just thrown out for lol.

Zander I love that joke I actually printed it out and had it at my desk at work for a while ...

Let me see if I can post something with my phone

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