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[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

IT'S LIKE MAGIC

[Charon]

it could be me. i cannot open it. just the bottom one.

[IceWizard]

It's just posted at i.imgur a picture host
(it let's you put up .gif and .mp4 in small form)

copy/paste ...

https://i.imgur.com/I0Whoaj.mp4

it could be me. i cannot open it. just the bottom one.

[Charon]

ok

[IceWizard]

[Charon]

love. thank u Ice

[IceWizard]

A man driving a Kia stops at a traffic light next to a Rolls-Royce.

The Kia driver rolls down his window and calls out to the Rolls-Royce driver,
"Hey, pal, that's an impressive car. Does your Rolls have Wi-Fi?
My Kia does!"

The Rolls-Royce driver replies, "Yes, it has Wi-Fi."

The Kia driver continues,
"Nice! And do you have a fridge in there?
I have a fridge in the backseat of my Kia!"

The Rolls-Royce driver, getting irritated, responds,
"Yes, there's a refrigerator."

Not backing down, the Kia driver asks,
"That's cool, man! What about a TV?
I've got a TV in my Kia's backseat!"

The Rolls-Royce driver, increasingly annoyed, says,
"Yes, there's a television.
A Rolls-Royce is the epitome of luxury vehicles!"

The Kia driver says, "Amazing car! But, do you have a bed in there?
I've got a bed in the back of my Kia!"

Frustrated that his car lacks a bed, the Rolls-Royce driver speeds off.
He heads straight to the dealership and orders a bed to be installed in his Rolls.
The following morning, he picks up his car, and the bed looks fantastic,
complete with silk sheets and elegant brass accents.
It's undoubtedly a bed suited for a Rolls-Royce.

The Rolls-Royce driver spends the entire day searching for the Kia.

Finally, late that night, he spots the Kia parked with fogged-up windows.
He gets out of his Rolls-Royce and knocks on the Kia's window.
At first, there's no response,
but then the owner pokes his head out, dripping wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,"
the Rolls-Royce driver declares smugly.

The Kia driver replies,
"Did you really drag me out of the shower just to tell me that?!


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I saw a new men's fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leavemethefuh" cologne.


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What do you call a contortionist with the flu?
A sick and twisted individual


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A friend of mine bought 2 bananas, an apple,
and a pack of cigarettes.

The cashier looked at him and said,
"You must be single, huh?"

He said, "How do you know that?"
She said, "Because you're ugly."


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To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside.
The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction.

The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls.

This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.


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I went to Ireland and was speaking to this man ..
He said, “I have the most famous surname in Ireland” ..

I asked, “Oh really?” ..
He said, “How did you know?”

[Asmo47]

Found this kinda funny

[IceWizard]

L0L