Humorous Smilies

[Charon]

hmmmn.

[IceWizard]

LOL LOL LOL

Good ones... After a day like today, Brother I sure needed that!!!




And especially this one









Ice

[Charon]

love them also Ice. I am sorry u had such a screwed up or mind boggling day

[Mr. HIND]

Glad you got a laugh ICE.

That dudes facial expression was killin me LOL.

Nice edit with Kermet BTW!




Hello Charon!

[Charon]

hey Mr. Hind. good to see u dude!!

[IceWizard]

[Charon]

that is awful but funny my dude. well done.

[IceWizard]

A guy walks into a pet shop and says,
“I’m looking for a really unique pet,
something no one else has.”

The shopkeeper grins and says,
“I’ve got just the thing!”

He brings out a talking centipede in a little box.

The guy is amazed.
“I’ll take it!” he says

That night, he places the centipede on the table and says,
“Hey, do you want to go out for a beer?”

No answer.

He waits a few minutes, leans closer, and repeats louder:
"Hey ... Do you want to go out for a beer?"

Still nothing.

Getting frustrated, he yells,
“HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR A BEER?”

Finally, the centipede shouts back,
“For crying out loud, I heard you the first time!
I’m putting on my shoes!”

[Charon]

[IceWizard]

Doc, I'm a mechanic. I work for a racecar driver.

It's utterly depressing ...

I get to fix his car up, maintain it,
tune it to perfection.
But never - not once- have I been
allowed to take it for a spin!

It's depressing to think that such a wonderful thing
is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it.”

"Well. sir, I think I understand just fine – my brother in law
has the exact same problem," answered the psychiatrist.

'Is he a mechanic too, doc?'
asked the mechanic.

The psychiatrist replied,
"No, he's a gynecologist.”