Humorous Smilies

[Charon]

And u would have deserved it Mr. Ice Man. But u would never talk to Your Lady that way!!

[Charon]

"Not me but a law partner. She wAS in Court representing a woman attempting to get an order of protection cuz ex husband was still being abusive. The soon to be ex wife was explaining to the Judge that the husband attacks her when he comes to visit the children. With that, the Defendant jumps up and screams: She cannot prove it!! I did not leave a mark!!

Sometimes cases are way too easy. That is one of them. Let your attorney do the talking or you may regret it.

[IceWizard]

WOW... Some people just blow my mind

[IceWizard]

[Charon]

[Mr. HIND]

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

[Charon]

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” —Steve Smith

Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

It’s a good thing snakes and dogs don’t interbreed. Nobody wants a loyal snake. —Roy Blount, humorist

[willie33]

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