Humorous Smilies

[Charon]

[Charon]

I had a problem with my computer yesterday. So i called Eric, the 11 yr old kid next door. Eric clicked a few buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called to him: So, what was wrong? He replied it was an ID ten T error.

I did not want to appear dumb but nonetheless asked him: What is an ID ten T error?

Eric grinned and said: write it out. You will figure it out.

So i wrote down ID 10 T error. IDIOT. And I used to like that little creep.

[IceWizard]

[Charon]

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THEN I WAS POOR.

BUT AFTER YEARS OF HARD WORK

I AM NO LONGER YOUNG. *blame a twitter tee shirt*

[Charon]

taken from the first welcome thread and zander our beloved friend posted this:

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#67 05-05-2015, 09:15 PM (This post was last modified: 05-05-2015, 09:18 PM by Zander.)
(05-05-2015, 07:30 PM)durango Wrote:
oh how i love it when zander's little voices in his head take over and run rampant with what he's really trying to say. good to see you back on here zander my friend no matter that other forum and who you used to be....ha!


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well, my job is done ....Your turn :-P

[Mr. HIND]

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

I don't think this beer would make it here

[Charon]

[IceWizard]

Wife asked me
"How would you describe me?"

I said,
"ABCDEFGHIJK!"

She said,
"What does that mean?"

I said,
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, Hot!"

She said,
"Awwww! Thank you. So what about IJk?"

I said,
"I'm Just Kidding!"


Doctors say I may never be able walk
without a limp now!!