Humorous Smilies

[Charon]

I never saw that ending coming, Ice. Well done!

[IceWizard]

[Mr. HIND]

   

[IceWizard]

WET Fart Prank in Central Park!
Daddy's Pumpkin PUREE!!

[IceWizard]

Texas is SOOOOOO HOT!!!

[Mr. HIND]

Texas is SOOOOOO HOT!!!

[Charon]

excellent gentlemen...excellent. As Mr. Burns would say...

[IceWizard]

At school, 5th grade classroom.

The new teacher is asking some questions

to the kids just to know them a little better.

Teacher,

"So, Lucy, tell me about your family."

Lucy,

"I'm the only child.

Dad works in a factory and mom is a housemaid."

Teacher,

"A typical family... Nice.

And what about yours, Tommy?"

Tommy,

"My father is an electrician,

mom a nurse and I have a younger sister

in kindergarten."

Teacher,

"Very hard workers, huh?

And you, Johnny?"

Johnny,

"Well... right now my father is taking care of my mom

who had a health problem and

my elder sister works as substitute."

Teacher,

"Wait a second.

What you mean with 'substitute'?"

Johnny,

"You see, every evening she dresses very skimpy clothes,

she puts on a lot of makeup and

dad takes her to some dark road where she waits

for her friends. Perhaps, very nice friends

cause they give her a lots of money!"

Teacher,

"Johnny, your saying that you're sister

is a prostitute, not a substitute!!!"

Johnny,

"Mrs. Teacher, absolutely not.

My mom is a prostitute but, since she's sick,

my sister is substituting her!"

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]