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[Popster]

For our Queen..............

   

[willie33]

This is how my health insurance works.

[IceWizard]

Isn't it the beautiful truth!!

[Popster]

Ok everyone, it's nap time

   

[willie33]

I NEED THAT MORE THAN YOU DO!!!

[Popster]

willie33.......that's toooo cute.....the little thief.


   

[IceWizard]

Back up bud! .. Never back tabby in the corner...lol

[Popster]

I think they are friends........border collies aren't mean that way.........but tabby's can beLOL

Back up bud! .. Never back tabby in the corner...lol

[IceWizard]

Heed the Warning



Got my concealed carry permit yesterday...
So, in the afternoon, I went over to the local
Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for
home/personal protection.

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me!"

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms
finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get
flustered often. But this time, it took me a
while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

I still don't think I looked that bad...

[Popster]

GOOD ADVICE!

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF!
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