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[Spanky]

I don't even know if this IS real.... But I want one... Or 5...


Deep Fried Donut Bacon Cheese Burgers!!

Now if they could just dip each in batter and deep fry it, you'd have a state fair hit.

[willie33]

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[IceWizard]

So Now You Know

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.

[Popster]

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[Spanky]

So Now You Know

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.  

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.

Well Ice, I like your analogy.  There is one rooster in the brood today though who rings that bell, crows all day long for any reason, and struts his stuff repeatedly, and still seems to be sneaking up successfully.  Go figure.  Maybe people just aren't as smart as chickens.

Spanker

[willie33]

Creative use of road pylons....

Love this Funny Road Monster!!! Someone out there has a really funny side (and perhaps a little too much time on their hands)!! Although I’m sure the local police force didn’t find this too amusing.

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Just wow! Now that would definitely make us want to visit the supermarket to check it out. Kegs as wheels, crates as the body and a beer bong for the hatch, all equal a beer drinkers dream.

[Popster]

Which way do I go....which way do I go?

   

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Try over there!!!!

   

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something fishy going on!

   

[Charon]

how do u guys and gals find all of this? i search for cute captioned animals and get the same ones everytime.

awesome.

thank you.

[Popster]

PillowTalk

   

[willie33]

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