Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

[Popster]

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[IceWizard]

Now that was the wrong place to hide out!

[Popster]

There's nothing quite like a convertible......

   

[IceWizard]

Holy She-ite!

How does he even drive that hunk-O-junk in the first place ....

[IceWizard]

[Charon]

popster: lucky for me, i get to watch car shows. a lot. but, i have never seen such a well done piece of art. ur natural tendency is to reach out and touch it, to see if it is somehow real. how its done. but, then u crash ur car.

i think that way. LOL. but, it is wonderful art.

that old car reminded me of stuff similar when me father and i went to work. they were not that bad. but, when u work in the bronx, u want a crappy doodle car. i remember it started raining. the windshield wipers did not work. he made me hold two wires together every other second. i kept getting shocked. me father was like that. delegate the stuff he was afraid of. and, he did no upkeep on the cars. funny pic.

u know that pussy cat face? behind the soccer ball? he is famous. i dont know his name. do u know keyboard kitty? he appears to play the piano cuz the owner obviously and nicely put his arms thru the tshirt on the cat. no abuse. he was on tv also. big star. but, he was already over that rainbow bridge for a few years by the time he got famous. just like for some people. only by their death do they achieve fame. total aside. but, i have seen that cat face on LOL cats.

good one.

Ice: u know i gotta love the doggie saying: i am adopted? the doggie smiling. i don't understand how some insist dogs don't laugh or smile. (yes i know that could have been photoshopped. another OT. wanna make one post.only.)

and the kitty cat praying.

i just went to LOL cats. and got lost therein. too many i love. another day...

and a cult site. mycatehatesyou.com. dunno. microsoft techs thought it funny to come up with one liners after looking at pics of their cats they had taken. it became leaked and a hit. rather passe. but, now people write up captions for the cats.

all awesome. thank u so much.

[Popster]

Like they say "laughter is the best medicine"..........it's a myth LOL.....I can name several drugs that are just as good....

Really like that you and others enjoy this thread.......it's healthy and fun

[Popster]

..............Contentment.....clearly

   

[IceWizard]

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a beautiful girl sitting at the next table..

He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the girl said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks...

They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time..

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies....
'You just happened to catch my eye.'

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29 Things that Might Make You Smile ..

1. My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He thought he was God and I
didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it
broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets
out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the
universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are
just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-
is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made
so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time
between naps..

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than
being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I
Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You
Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles begins
with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park
elsewhere!

23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow
Disease was already taken.

24. He who dies with the most toys is
nonetheless DEAD.

25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but
it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a
chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27. The trouble with life is there's no
background music.

28. The original point and click interface
was a Smith