Humorous Smilies

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[Charon]

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[IceWizard]

Lets go Brandon
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Lets go Brandon
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Lets go Brandon
Time Warp

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[IceWizard]

I tried my best not make this..
But in the long run...
I just couldn't help myself

[IceWizard]

Real Hot Seller

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

Back on March 8th, a group of Royal Navy bikers
were riding across London bridge, when they saw a girl
about to jump off it into the Thames.

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53,
gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers,
past the London Police Officer who was trying to talk her
down off the railing, and says,

"Hey darlin’...
whatcha’ doin' up there on that railin’?"

She says tearfully,
"I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive',
George also didn't want to miss this
'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked...

“Well, before you jump, sweetheart ...
Why don't you give old George
here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all,
she leaned back over the railing
and did just that...

And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another
even better one.

After they breathlessly finished,
George gets a big thumbs-up approval
from his biker buddies,
the onlookers, and even the
London police officer,
and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, darlin’!
That's a real talent you're wasting, sugar knockers.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why the h3ll are you committing suicide?"

She said,
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a d@mn’ girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.........