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[Charon]

   


                                                                         


   


                                                                         



   

[willie33]

Funny, Charon and Popster!

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[IceWizard]

Some years ago, I was about single digits, I asked my GrandPa "Why do dogs smell each others butt?" Well he told me a little story that satisfied my wee mind ...

Over the years I found out it was actually written around 1910 by an Austraiian man named Henry Lawson .... To me it still makes perfect sense ... Thanks G-Paw..



Henry Lawson wrote "The Dogs' Party"

The dogs were having a party
They came from near and far
Some flew in by aeroplane
And some drove in by car


They went into the lobby
And signed the visitors´ book
And each one hung his arsehole
Upon a separate hook


One dog was not invited
And this aroused his ire
He burst into the meeting place
And loudly shouted, ´Fire!´


Now the dogs were so excited
They had no time to look
And each one took an arsehole
From off the nearest hook


It is a sad sad story
For it is very sore
To wear another´s arsehole
You´ve never worn before


And that is why when dogs meet
By land or sea or foam
Each sniffs the other´s arsehole
In hope it is its own.

[Charon]

   


                                               

   




                                               


   

                                                     

[Linville]

Very funny all.

And I  have always wondered why the doggies do that , so now I know! LOL

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[Linville]

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[IceWizard]

I heard some of these many years ago ... But they did sound a bit different back then ..

There once was two Irishmen,
Digging in a ditch
One said to the other one,
You're a dirty son of a...


Peter Murphy had a dog,
a very fine dog was he,
He loaned him to his lady friend,
To keep her company,

Round and round the house,
That little dog did hunt,
It jumped right up her petty coat,
And bit her on the....



Then there was a country boy
Sitting on a rock,
Along came a bumblebee,
And stung him on his...

Cocktail, ginger ale,
Five cents a glass...
If you don't like my story,
You can shove it up your...

Ask me no questions,
Tell me no lies
But If you ever get hit,
With a bucket of sh1t,
Be sure to close your eyes.

[Charon]

   

                                                             


   


                                                                       


   

[willie33]

Funny Linville, Ice, and Charon. Thanks for the laughs...

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[Linville]

Good ones all....like the rebel one and end of report oh and I'm thirsty too lOL