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[IceWizard]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto go camping in
the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone
Ranger and says, "Kemosabe, look toward sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
stars."

"What that tell you?", asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then
says, "
Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we’ll have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why what's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than an Obama voter. It mean
someone stole the tent."

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MOST FREQUENT CAUSE OF ACCIDENTS

Not cell phones........
Not the radio.........
Not the GPS monitor......
Not talking.............
Not texting..............
Not watching a car video......
Not changing a CD...

The most frequent causes of accidents in the USA are caused by:
 










Yep !!!....
You guessed it !!!....
 
Inappropriate footwear !!!!....