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[IceWizard]

Sad but so true Linville ... Thanks for that one

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson

Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.  
Old Farmer's Almanac

"Time's fun when you're having flies."  
Kermit the Frog

Lieutenant: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"

Commander: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.  
Hunter S. Thompson